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In the age range of 23–25. Being a bit vague so I don't have to update this every year neocat_up__w_

If you know me from formal or IRL spaces, you probably shouldn't look in here. Mind the content warnings and proceed at your own risk.

transgender nonbinary UNKILLABLE ANGEL. Free Palestine! come for the chat protocols, stay for the lesbianism!

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Find an exhaustive list of pronouns and things here:

EN: en.pronouns.page/@starflower
DE: pronomen.net/@starflower

## General Content Warnings/Notices for This Account

Of course, every content warning-worthy post is marked as such explicitly. List is non-exhaustive and perhaps interesting if you debate on whether to follow me neocat_happy_blep

- Anti-capitalist posts
- computertoucher ramblings
- NSFW content. Lots of it. Kink included!
- yuri and transposting
- Shitposting
- dog-, cat- and botposting
- Bad puns, and sometimes good ones, too!

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If you are below 18 years of age: Please do not interact with or view any posts marked as NSFW, lewd, or similar.

neocat_flag_trans ⁣neocat_flag_nb ⁣neocat_flag_lesbian spinny_cat_transfemme born to :3, forced to :)

💜 I love programming
neobot_code_rust I love Rust (language)!
💜 I love trains and generally all forms of efficient public transportation
💖 Working on new decentralized, open source communications software (polyproto and polyphony-chat). Also working with/on Matrix
💺 Upcoming events: See pinned posts
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## Testimonials from Other Critters
"great emotional support puppygirl :3"
- @fugi
"on the spectrum"
- my boss
"smells a little"
- wife
"stupendously hot"
- coworker
"my favorite pervert"
- @cuddleworks
Birthday 9999-01-01
Pronouns die/deren (DE), they/them, it/its (EN)
X-Flirting allowed and encouraged! My sexual attraction is pretty lesbian or gynesexual, FYI.
X-Political-Views Anarcho-Communist, Democratic Socialist, extreme left wing 🪽, strictly anti-tankie
X-Relationship-Status relationship anarchism! Limited to one romantic relationship, which is my fiancé, but other than that, almost everything is fair game :)
X-Pronouns-De https://pronomen.net/@starflower (2pp)
X-Pronouns-En https://en.pronouns.page/@starflower (2pp/3pp)
X-Codeberg-Url https://codeberg.org/ava
X-Neck-Circumference 34.5cm
X-Pubkey-pgp https://keys.openpgp.org/vks/v1/by-fingerprint/CE4588B41EBE3F1EF5E0D8C068C0BA109CC3B69E
X-Pubkey-ssh ssh-ed25519 AAAAC3NzaC1lZDI1NTE5AAAAIIu7LsGdquOVrtA0f+OTuUVpvk4nGVT4Gj4eoOien6Jc cardno:0011_79204649
X-Mxid @flori:catgirl.cloud
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celeste_hearts_lesbianceleste_hearts_transceleste_hearts_demisexual flori_ava_star:~cursor_blinking @star@amazonawaws.com
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@byte With how often he conpletely destroys his hardware, I am not surprised
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@alina I wish I was there neocat_floof_sad
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silly, joke/not serious, lighthearted :3 @alina as something of a scientist myself, the approximately 1.2kB of text displayed in this post could have been conveyed more efficiently through gzip compression:
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berlin pol, vulkangruppe @lis thanks iceshrimp
A post by lis @lis@mk.catgirlsfor.science. Content warning: berlin pol, vulkangruppe. The post is empty and contains no further text.
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@stellavie @fugi me personally, i'd use VP9 for 1080p and, depending on the playback target, either AV1, HEVC or also VP9 for anything above that :3
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@fugi it could also just be the quality of the drivers and actual hardware encoders used. i know that, for example, the AV1 encoder from amd is quite terrible :3
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@fugi maybe there's a bias introduced through your extended knowledge of h264 encoding parameters vs. your less-extended knowledge of h265 and av1 encoding parameters :3
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@admin here u go. finding all the slow queries for u and killing them 3_transgender /j
SELECT 
    query_text,
    execution_time_ms,
    'RIP' as status,
    CONCAT('Died of performance issues at ', NOW()) as cause_of_death
FROM slow_queries
WHERE execution_time_ms > 5000
ORDER BY execution_time_ms DESC
LIMIT 1
INTO OUTFILE '/dev/null'  -- goobye :3
ON DUPLICATE KEY UPDATE
    status = 'Still dead',
    cause_of_death = 'Killed twice for good measure';
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@nova that is so cool :)
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@awoo gorbitz meine perle
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@fangyy and i say that as a lesbian who shouldn't have any interest in this
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@fangyy i'm glad it was reactivated because ur content is very fire :3
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@fangyy sorry, i haven't been actively following the events in and around ponyville for quite some time neobot_boop_nervous
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AI, shitpost AGI this year frfr trust me (image taken today)
search results page with a light gray and white background. search query "is 2027 next year" is displayed in the search bar at the top with a magnifying glass icon on the left and a microphone icon on the right. The main answer box shows a large blue "No" at the top, followed by black text explaining: "No, 2027 is not next year; it is the year after next. Currently, it is 2026, and the next year will be 2026. Therefore, 2027 will follow 2026." with a blue link labeled "2". Below this are two light purple/blue rounded rectangular boxes - one containing the Wikipedia logo and text "wikipedia.org" with a purple link to "2027 - Wikipedia", and another box with a blue calendar icon and "View all" text. At the bottom is a feedback section asking "Was this answer helpful?" with thumbs up and thumbs down icons
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:boost_ok: :18only: Shitpost/Joke, Lewd, NSFW, Nudity (boobs only), looking at viewer, picture of me (in case you would not like to see that) @fugi apples most successful product since introducing the iphone
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:boost_ok: :18only: Shitpost/Joke, Lewd, NSFW, Nudity (boobs only), looking at viewer, picture of me (in case you would not like to see that) what the FUCK tim apple?
Screenshot, digitally altered version of an Apple.com product advertisement in german, featuring a picture of ava pulling up its shirt to reveal their boobs Dein neues ava wartet auf dich. Mach es zu deinem. Ab 849 € oder 35,38 €/Rate pro Rate bei 24 RatenRaten mit 0 % eff. Zins p.a.eff. Zins p.a. Du brauchst etwas Zeit? Behalte deine Auswahl, indem du dieses Gerät in „Deine gesicherten Artikel“ sicherst, und komme später zurück, um dort weiterzumachen, wo du aufgehört hast.
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:boost_ok: :18only: NSFW, Lewd, Explicit Nudity (including genitals), pictures of me (noted in case you do not wish to see that) @nyovaya you are so cute :3 d'awwwwww
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:boost_ok: :18only: NSFW, Lewd, Explicit Nudity (including genitals), pictures of me (noted in case you do not wish to see that) @nyovaya
Writing that sounds like Im totally needy xDD
...well? are you? hehehe /t

And I'd love that! c:
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NSFW, Lewd, Explicit Nudity (including genitals), cw was too long for cherrypick ;w; @miya sounds nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :3 i am in
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:boost_ok: :18only: NSFW, Lewd, Explicit Nudity (including genitals), pictures of me (noted in case you do not wish to see that) @nyovaya wauuuuuuuuu neocat_angel_pleading i'd love to cuddle with you so, so bad neocat_pleading_reach neocat_pleading_reach
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