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In the age range of 23–25. Being a bit vague so I don't have to update this every year neocat_up__w_

If you know me from formal or IRL spaces, you probably shouldn't look in here. Mind the content warnings and proceed at your own risk.

transgender nonbinary UNKILLABLE ANGEL. Free Palestine! come for the chat protocols, stay for the lesbianism!

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Find an exhaustive list of pronouns and things here:

EN: en.pronouns.page/@starflower
DE: pronomen.net/@starflower

## General Content Warnings/Notices for This Account

Of course, every content warning-worthy post is marked as such explicitly. List is non-exhaustive and perhaps interesting if you debate on whether to follow me neocat_happy_blep

- Anti-capitalist posts
- computertoucher ramblings
- NSFW content. Lots of it. Kink included!
- yuri and transposting
- Shitposting
- dog-, cat- and botposting
- Bad puns, and sometimes good ones, too!

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If you are below 18 years of age: Please do not interact with or view any posts marked as NSFW, lewd, or similar.

neocat_flag_trans ⁣neocat_flag_nb ⁣neocat_flag_lesbian spinny_cat_transfemme born to :3, forced to :)

💜 I love programming
neobot_code_rust I love Rust (language)!
💜 I love trains and generally all forms of efficient public transportation
💖 Working on new decentralized, open source communications software (polyproto and polyphony-chat). Also working with/on Matrix
💺 Upcoming events: See pinned posts
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## Testimonials from Other Critters
"great emotional support puppygirl :3"
- @fugi
"on the spectrum"
- my boss
"smells a little"
- wife
"stupendously hot"
- coworker
"my favorite pervert"
- @cuddleworks
Birthday 9999-01-01
Pronouns die/deren (DE), they/them, it/its (EN)
X-Flirting allowed and encouraged! My sexual attraction is pretty lesbian or gynesexual, FYI.
X-Political-Views Anarcho-Communist, Democratic Socialist, extreme left wing 🪽, strictly anti-tankie
X-Relationship-Status relationship anarchism! Limited to one romantic relationship, which is my fiancé, but other than that, almost everything is fair game :)
X-Pronouns-De https://pronomen.net/@starflower (2pp)
X-Pronouns-En https://en.pronouns.page/@starflower (2pp/3pp)
X-Codeberg-Url https://codeberg.org/ava
X-Neck-Circumference 34.5cm
X-Pubkey-pgp https://keys.openpgp.org/vks/v1/by-fingerprint/CE4588B41EBE3F1EF5E0D8C068C0BA109CC3B69E
X-Pubkey-ssh ssh-ed25519 AAAAC3NzaC1lZDI1NTE5AAAAIIu7LsGdquOVrtA0f+OTuUVpvk4nGVT4Gj4eoOien6Jc cardno:0011_79204649
X-Mxid @flori:catgirl.cloud
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@alexia i just think there's not a lot of benefit to be had from this right now, and moving would be a non-insignificant time investment
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grrrr
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lichess.org/mLETYUGx
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lewd "prewarming the cache" sounds very lewd to me neocat_flush
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@alexia i chose codeberg over hosting my own forge because i wanted to have the least possible additional friction over github, where everyone already has an account. you might also already have a codeberg account, but you don't usually have a starforge account. and yes, you log in there with codeberg oauth, but that is still additional friction over codeberg
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this code ain't bergin man
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@alina @tthbaltazar hahahahahaha
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matrix banter, silly, slightly gross perhaps please also be mindful of float parsing. if your language does it incorrectly and accidentally makes the 1.2% chance into a 1.199999998% chance, your messages will be completely unreadable to anyone else and your home server is instantly evaporated by an orbital laser.
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matrix banter, silly, slightly gross perhaps currently, when sending a message, there is a 2% chance of you pooping your pants uncontrollably. luckily, there is MSC7896r435267892354r46789, which will make it so that the chance is only a modest 1.2%. it will require an entire rewrite of all of your clients and home servers, but don't worry about it, because it has been stuck in review since the late 1800s, though we hope it'll get merged sometime in 2035.

edit: you will also keep having to support the old pant-shitting behavior for legacy clients which might still be around
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flirty; re: silly, stds @transcaffeine neocat_flush neocat_flush neocat_flush
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flirty; re: silly, stds @transcaffeine oh that's cool, that means we can [user was containerized for this statement]
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meme, lewd at viewer @kayttaja @fugi touching you both >:3
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Warning about LG UltraGear Monitors @transcaffeine I genuinely do not know
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silly @transcaffeine If you run nixOS you are safe, because it can't run dynamically linked executables or smth neocat_googly_blep
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@fugi It's such an apple thing tbh to not have that xD
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@fugi Understandable!! It should just be in there. Shortcuts is still like the best part of iOS I think but it is definitely in that weird "not quite powerful enough" place for me
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recommendation @fugi apps.apple.com/de/app/scriptable/id1405459188
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@fugi Felt!!!!
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@sodiboo @thing This is not to toot my own horn /gen but practices like these are the reason for why you can just code something up in 2 days and deploy it on a webserver, have it running for 2 months straight, used by thousands of people, and never get a single crash or stuff like that. I remember when python was my primary choice of language (horrible) and my code wouldn't go 4 seconds without exploding at some unforseen thing
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@sodiboo @thing I just forbid unwrap everywhere, and expect is only allowed in tests neocat__w_ it makes your code a lot better
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