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Celeste_transbian flori_ava_star:~cursor_blinkingbadge-petting-encouraged badge-biting-allowed @star@amazonawaws.com
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matrix banter, silly, slightly gross perhaps currently, when sending a message, there is a 2% chance of you pooping your pants uncontrollably. luckily, there is MSC7896r435267892354r46789, which will make it so that the chance is only a modest 1.2%. it will require an entire rewrite of all of your clients and home servers, but don't worry about it, because it has been stuck in review since the late 1800s, though we hope it'll get merged sometime in 2035.

edit: you will also keep having to support the old pant-shitting behavior for legacy clients which might still be around
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pride moth stella⭐ @stellavie@tech.lgbt
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re: matrix banter, silly, slightly gross perhaps @star i have no idea which parts are actually true and I will stay the hell away from matrix as best as I can for the foreseeable future akko_woozy
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Celeste_transbian flori_ava_star:~cursor_blinkingbadge-petting-encouraged badge-biting-allowed @star@amazonawaws.com
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re: matrix banter, silly, slightly gross perhaps @stellavie please do note that this is just me complaining from the perspective of someone who has to work on/with matrix for 40h a week. using it is fine. it's not amazing, it's not garbage, it's... ok
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pride moth stella⭐ @stellavie@tech.lgbt
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re: matrix banter, silly, slightly gross perhaps @star oh, i see ^^
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