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Daphne Preston-Kendal @dpk@chaos.social
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this AI-generated all-coffee (with supplements) diet is a conspiracy by big trouser to sell more trousers
a scammy looking advert seen on a German website in German: ‘Morgens in den Kaffee rühren. Am 3. Tag passt die Hose nicht mehr. Gesünder im Leben’ in English: ‘Mix it in your coffee every morning. Three days later, your trousers don’t fit any more. Healthier living’
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celeste_hearts_lesbianceleste_hearts_transceleste_hearts_demisexual flori_ava_star:~cursor_blinking 🔜@DS26 @star@amazonawaws.com
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@dpk this is fucked up. where will this lady put the cup that she currently has in her hands. it is fucking me up
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Daphne Preston-Kendal @dpk@chaos.social
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@star where did she get the one she has in her hands
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celeste_hearts_lesbianceleste_hearts_transceleste_hearts_demisexual flori_ava_star:~cursor_blinking 🔜@DS26 @star@amazonawaws.com
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@dpk that TOO. oh my ;lk'jsfdbl;kjnklj;sdfgblkj';bdgfs;mlkn ,
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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@dpk @star and why is she holding it with both hands even though it only has one handle?
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etwas @etwas@meow.catgirl.dog
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@star @dpk@chaos.social she is going to seamlessly switch it out with another cup, I'm sure
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[object Object] @zzt@mas.to
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@star @dpk she throws them out once she’s done with each one
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