Lewd, noncon, vampireposting, violence, food
"A moment of your attention, please!To the dear attendees of Whitlock Estates' 387th anniversary ball, I have a confession to make: I have deceived you. Tonight's celebrations are of my personal birthday, not that of the estate.
I — much like my esteemed guests — am a vampire, and you are our dinner.
This may come as a shock to you, and you may seek to flee. As the gates to these grounds are locked and we are far from any help, such efforts are unlikely to bear fruit. Nevertheless, you are welcome to try.
Furthermore, this estate with its hundreds of rooms and hidden passageways features many hiding places. We have specifically cultivated a hedge maze for those among you wishing to evade us with a little more class.
And, should you be more violently inclined, I am sure you will find objects suitable as makeshift weapons. Just please take care not to injure your fellow humans, it would be such a waste of blood.
If you would rather surrender, you are welcome to simply stay in the ballroom or retreat to one of the cozy alcoves on the 3rd floor. Feast, dance, socialize, and remember that our kind has not earned its reputation of promiscuity from nothing.
Whatever you choose, I hope you enjoy the night!"
