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vozercozer @vozercozer@vozer.cafe
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/ ----- WWDC 2026 Thread ----- /

Might wanna mute me for the next couple hours, I'll be spamming the timeline for awhile!

Watch wwdc here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hF8swzNR1-o
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vozercozer @vozercozer@vozer.cafe
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i will be using the macrumors blog for alt text transcripts of images, full disclosure :p
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vozercozer @vozercozer@vozer.cafe
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i think he's gay
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vozercozer @vozercozer@vozer.cafe
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It shoulda been you man
Craig Federighi stands in Apple park
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vozercozer @vozercozer@vozer.cafe
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I love how Craig's thing is just tripping out
a magic bus flies across the golden gate
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vozercozer @vozercozer@vozer.cafe
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MacOS Golden Gate is the name for MacOS 27!
a magic bus flies across the golden gate
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vozercozer @vozercozer@vozer.cafe
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lol they have someone explaining how the liquid glass design was poorly implemented in the most PR way possible, and are now saying they're gonna refine it

you can use a slider to increase and decrease the opacity
A new slider to set the transparency from opaque to completely clear.
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vozercozer @vozercozer@vozer.cafe
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oh thats super cool, icons have layers now?
"Finally, let's talk about app icons. Last year, we redesigned all of our app icons to establish a more harmonious look across apps and platforms. This year we're taking this new design even further by integrating additional layers of liquid glass directly into the icon artwork itself."
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vozercozer @vozercozer@vozer.cafe
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i just realized, they're not talking about MacOS & iOS seperately. They're talking about them both at the same time.
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vozercozer @vozercozer@vozer.cafe
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the iPhone 11 is getting iOS 27, along with every iPhone on iOS 26
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vozercozer @vozercozer@vozer.cafe
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Not gonna lie, this is the first time I've thought of the Vision Pro in a long, long time.
a vision pro screenshot with moutains in the back, a safari window
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vozercozer @vozercozer@vozer.cafe
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I love how a lot of the screenshots they've shown this WWDC has the new liquid glass opacity slider cranked up LOL
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vozercozer @vozercozer@vozer.cafe
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"Second, we believe in shaping Apple's child safety features based on expert health research. The best available research from clinical and child development experts, as well as online safety experts, emphasizes the importance of balancing learning creativity. creativity, and connection with establishing boundaries around technology use."
maybe you should've started this like a decade ago before governments decided to pretend to "think of the children"
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vozercozer @vozercozer@vozer.cafe
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i love how the examples they used as apps you wouldnt want your kids to use include reddit and discord, i grew up on these 😭 i shouldnt have
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vozercozer @vozercozer@vozer.cafe
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theyve spent more time talking about child safety than i think anything else theyve introduced so far
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vozercozer @vozercozer@vozer.cafe
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they're talking about apple intelligence, im gonna go take a shit
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vozercozer @vozercozer@vozer.cafe
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oh yes this name is giving me full confidence
siri ai
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vozercozer @vozercozer@vozer.cafe
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siri being baked into the dynamic island instead of being a stupid little glowing aura is much, much nicer
New Siri app to go back to prior conversations, with built-in visual intelligence. Siri is built into the Dynamic Island now.
Siri shows as a glowing translucent orb in dynamic island
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vozercozer @vozercozer@vozer.cafe
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friend steals my phone
opens siri
asks to find all my photos of futa giantess city destruction
"Send to the whole family"
THANKS A LOT, APPLE INTELEGENCE
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vozercozer @vozercozer@vozer.cafe
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apparently these new features that make up Siri AI are all based on gemini models

crazy how apple has pretty much thrown in the towel and admitted they will never, ever be able to compete in this space
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@vozercozer Honestly, I think that's good. We don't need even more corpos buying millions of GPUs sto train stupid models and power stupid waste computing. Ideally, they wouldn't have offered any AI shit. But that's just not possible with how publicly traded companies work...
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