I want to ENJOY my tin of sardines in tomato sauce, and I would like to DO SO without being SPLASHED by tomato fish juice.
The kind of tins where you like pull a tab and it rolls off are the worst because the last little bit clings on and acts like a spring so when it releases it sprays you.
AND OF COURSE, fish is almost always in this kind of container, and fish is one of the most stinky of snacks, of which, I am, unfortunately particularly fond of.
I WOULD LIKE to enjoy my fish without being HOSED in fishy tomato juice if the universe would be SO KIND as to allow that, please and thank you.
