ava@soon39c3:~:cursor_blinking::verifiedlesbian: (@star)

Posting the conclusion here again:

If you need fast CPU cores for cheap, you should most definitely consider prepaid-hoster.de. I have been using them for about 2 years now and can vouch for good service, great uptime and nice customer support.

However, if what you need is more SSD or more RAM, consider netcups' root servers. I have got to say that SSD storage costs quite a bit on prepaid-hoster.de, ranging somewhere from 50ct-€2 a month for 50gb of increased storage space.

Overall, for being insanely niche, prepaid-hoster.de VMs packs quite the punch with their P-Series EPYC cores. Much better than I thought!