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"our ass is so fried n this shit is like straight up dead man"
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me&i of dizzying variety; art. body art. music art. poems, sometimes.
walks on the beach. encounters on the train. shoots the goriest porn. photo edits. allegedly knows how to play the piano

would like to glow one day. for now makes do with 4g septum and the credit card implant being processed

msinfo32 programs. a lot. it's a dangerous habit, and also my job. hire me as a freelance thing! i'm good (full stack, nixos, whatever).

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web site its like a puppycat house or something
languages eng, heb, tok | js 💜, rust, nix
bio early 20s. got the tism. she/it
accept-language en, tok;q=0.9, he;q=0.5, *;q=0.4
x-rfid j3r180,l=left posterior arm,bn=flexSecure;
x-respirator [3m 6800; gvs elipse rev1]
x-ipcountry ps
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@sunz doesn't exactly count but i use dns.he.net as my nameserver and they have a really convenient api for that. also they give per-TXT record keys to dynamically set just that record's value
curl -sS4 "https://${opts.domain}:${opts.pass}@dyn.dns.he.net/nic/update?hostname=${opts.domain}"
curl -sS6 "https://${opts.domain}:${opts.pass}@dyn.dns.he.net/nic/update?hostname=${opts.domain}"
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re: fucked up, kink, joke @mianotapancake oo la la that is such an inefficient top allocation 0w0
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fucked up, kink, joke @mianotapancake how is that enforced? do you need some kind of leash daisychaining of bottoms neocat_think
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@sam @ajabep_private ahh cooll, i ended up going to the utrecht rail museum with very little time and no admission to the later parts. it was ok :P
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@sam this is after looking it up and seeing that it is in fact 3ns for a lightmeter and reasoning that the neurons in our head are quite a bit closer to eachother than that. then debating whether to specify a different number of nanoseconds or just leave it as the best number, the unit
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@sam this is way too far, i have autism within a nanosecond im pretty sure
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musi la mi toki pona taso tan e ni: ilo Fedi li pana mute e mi.
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mi sona ala e toki Tosi. taso la, mi lukin e toki ni. pakala ni tan e ni: mi toki mute mute pi toki pona taso...

lawa mi li toki suli... sijelo mi li wile a pini....mu
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re: Selfie(no ec), boobies, collar @mianotapancake here i have attempted to update the meme for the specs of simply having a normal photo :D
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re: Selfie(no ec), boobies, collar @mianotapancake hottt. so was this one self-reflecting here?: void.lgbt/notice/B9uLX5QU41NfEuvnto
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@ajabep_private ahh i love amersfoort, bitlair fucking rocks. i wanna live there one day.
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@syn it is SO amal's fault, i have two more lined up in the mail... custom order, took 6mo for them to get to processing it (no shame; agreed to these conditions)
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re: meme, poorly drawn blood (unrealistic) @mianotapancakeneocat_flush
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@mianotapancake hehehehehehehe
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@mianotapancake because i thought the humblebragging would be about having spent the whole day configuring kanidm+oauth2-proxy+nginx, patching nixpkgs, patching oauth2-proxy.. all this :D
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@mianotapancake is that what im doing? /gen i didn't realize! :D
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re: meme, poorly drawn blood (unrealistic) @mianotapancake SO TRUE. oh jeez.. i am self aware now
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out now : view the cat food livecam with your fucking hand [implant (arm (DT flexSecure (javacard (not ARM architecture)))]

(also accessing navidrome and whatever but who cares about that)
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@contrapunctus right? i have this thought a lot, among some of the other ones that are being brought up with A/I now. it is not necessarily likely because video calls love to be direct links and webrtc deploys this very widely (among others) but a disturbing reminder that we do not control the internet, regardless..
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left laptop in my bag after setting it to never sleep bcuz it was playing music, and it actually melted my choccy )::
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